That new Mario game as been out for a month. I want to get it but I
don't want to buy that big ugly Nintendo DS. I have to wait to June
11th to buy the Nintendo DS Light. the cool looking version of the
Nintendo DS.
I love Mario games. and this Mario game is suposed to be pretty damn
good. I just rather have a cool looking Nintendo DS than a big ugly
looking Nintendo DS.
So I hope the ma fuckas at the store aren't lazy and stock that shit
right away. God damn I can't wait to play that Mario Brothers game on
the cool looking Nintendo DS that comes out on June 11th.
Perkoff-No I don't work for Nintendo. but if they want to hire me. I LOVE YOU NINTENDO!
but if they want to hire me. I LOVE YOU NINTENDO!
I learned with the N64 that you NEVER buy a console just for the game.
Nintendo will never see another dime of mine for putting out that piece of
shit.
Technically the DS doesn't suck. The hardware is pretty nice
(especially the DS Lite). The problem is the games suck.
So far there seems to be only 3 reviews of the new Mario game that
aren't written by Nintendo fanboys.
I'm going to declare this the worst Mario side scroller ever!
The problem begins when you're halfway through and notice something
odd: everything feels like you've done it before. I touched on this
earlier but there is hardly anything new! Everything that is new to the
series is usually tucked away in a hidden level or is rarely used. For
example. those baby wigglers are in one and only one level. It is
almost as if half way into production one of the higher ups saw the
progress. wasn't happy and forced them to stick to the old formula
that's more than a decade old. The game is also really short.
although it didn't have to be. You see there are two entire zones you
can skip. Now this isn't like the older games where the secret to
skip is well hidden. Here it is almost mandatory since it acts like a
fork in the road that leads to the same destination. The game's also
lacking any type of difficulty. I'm not sure if it's because of the
checkpoints inserted into most levels or the fact that I was all too
familiar with it. but it was a real cakewalk.
With Nintendo recently talking about how innovation is key when showing
off the Nintendo Wii. or even when DS games like Nintendogs and Brain
Age are mentioned you'd think the programmers behind New Super Mario
Bros. would of gotten a memo but I guess I need to tell them: you need
to innovate. at least they imitated from one of
the best video games ever made.
every last secret is unearthed and you've played
through most stages until you know them by heart. That's when you
start asking yourself if the game is really so perfect as you once
thought. if it really lived up to its heritage. For me. New Super Mario
Bros. was just one more great game that wasn't perfect. I'd
recommend it to my Mario-loving friends. and I'm sure I'll continue
to play it for years to come. but I'm not going to kid myself: it
could have been better. We can tell ourselves it's perfect. We can
even believe it. But at the end of the day. those golden coins aren't
going to collect themselves and we won't clear every last stage
without stumbling through blind corners and across bottomless chasms
more frustrating than they are fun. If it's all the same to you.
I'll save my "10"s for the Mario games that deserve them. This
just isn't one of them.
New Super Mario Bros. is not a bad game. The level of nostalgia is
really unsurpassed. However. the quest ends a little too quickly and
the lack of flight is a tremendous downer. Also. only having two types
of suits (fireball Mario and Shell Mario) is very lacking. Super Mario
Bros. 3 and Super Mario World had numerous forms to transform into as
well as new modes of transportation (Yoshi. flute).
Perhaps my expectations are a little too high. but isn't that what
Mario is all about? Mario games always make so much use out of having
so little. Not that this game doesn't do that. it's just that it
doesn't has too. The 3D processing power and larger cart size should
have allowed the developers to add so much more into the final product.
Before you play this game. think to yourself that you will be playing a
game on the same level of quality as Mario 1. not Mario 3 or Mario
World. Then you will probably enjoy your time with this game a little
more.
i am not going to get the new mario game because i dont like what they
have done with it. also what game did you get for the N64 all the
games that i own i sometimes still play because they are fun and still
look good for what i paid for it. I also love Nintendo even though i
dont own a game cube (not even jesus owns a game cube).
Wavy G took
the hamburger meat. threw it on the grill.